Super Mario arrives at The Anchor

I thought he was out of reach, not for sale and never to leave Major Beef, which is why I was surprised to see the one and only Mario Balotelli being touted around the market place. I moved swiftly, and after a short period of negotiation the best striker in the world relocated to The Anchor.

Matt Bunn’s dazzling Beaulieu FC have signed world class Italian striker Mario Balotelli on a 2 season contract after their part exchange bid worth a total of £8,000,000 was accepted by English manager Kylio’s dazzling Major Beef.

Beaulieu FC paid £1,800,000 and world class Mexican winger Carlos Vela, valued at £4,000,000 and world class Brazilian striker Guilherme, valued at £2,200,000 join Major Beef in exchange.

This eclipses the £7,000,000 deal paid to The Wombles to secure Julio Baptista many seasons ago, as Super Mario becomes The Blues’ record signing.